I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm addicted to Top Chef. I read all the gossip about the former cheftestants (thought I'm bummed I missed out on Richard when he was in town), I love Season One winner Harold's restaurant in NYC, and I wrote this quiz about last season's episodes just for the fun of it. So I'm really mad I can't enter our Momtourage contest, in which one of the prizes is a dinner for eight cooked by a former Top Chef contestant. You'll even get a personal chef, too (or a housecleaner or a babysitter, if you like, but c'mon -- let's get our priorities straight). Best of all, there will be three winners who get the big prize. Worst of all, none of them will be me ('cuz I work here and it's against the rules, naturally). But please, go ahead -- you can enter the Momtourage contest right here.

Good luck, and if you win, please consider inviting me as one of your dinner guests.